Bend the Round

…where the madness is recorded.

Top Ten Favorite Action Cartoons February 11, 2008

Filed under: list — bendtheround @ 9:55 pm

In the past couple years, it’s really come home to me – I watched a HELL of a lot of cartoons growing up. Seems like if it was animated, I’d seen it. Ever seen Harvey Birdman? (It’s an animated show on Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Harvey Birdman is an ex-superhero who is now a lawyer. His clients are all old cartoon characters…many of them at least moderately obscure.) Yeah, I knew almost every single one of the characters from their original shows. I watched THAT many cartoons.

A lot of my favorite cartoons are action cartoons. My personal definition of “action cartoon” is any non-anime cartoon in which straight-up action is the sole or main focus instead of comedy/cuteness. (Excluding cuteness keeps the Smurfs, My Little Ponies, Rainbow Brite, Doug, Rugrats, ect in a different class from X-Men…as it should be.) There have been plenty of action cartoons…but which ones were/are the my favorite? And by what criteria?

Cartoons are judged on the following criteria:

  • Story arc (as remembered from whatever time I saw the cartoon)
  • Quality of the characters (ie, do the characters kick ass or suck ass?)
  • I have to have actually seen(and remembered) enough of the cartoon to judge it.

Drumroll, please….

#10 – Samurai Jack

Samurai Jack

I was initially a little turned off by the animation style of Samurai Jack. It only took a minute or two to adjust to it, though – and about one or two additional seconds to realize that the animation style can be remarkably beautiful. While I was appreciating the visuals, I almost accidentally got sucked into the story… hero samurai thrown far into the future by an evil spirit. I haven’t seen very many episodes, but I’ve liked every one I’ve seen. One of these days, I’d like to see this one from start to finish.

#9 – Spiderman (90s)


Radioactive Spiderman, look out!

The 90’s Spiderman cartoon was one that I watched every single Saturday. If I missed one, I’d actually go around asking people who might have seen it what happened. Obviously, I enjoyed the story arcs. Plus – kick ass theme song!

#8 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original)


I’m told that even at a VERY young age, I was drawn by martial arts. My dad earned a black belt in Tae Kwon Do in his 20s. Apparently, when I was a toddler, I’d go with my mom to watch Dad at the dojo, and I was so quiet and fascinated by what the students were doing that it attracted the attention of the head honcho. So, basically, I feel justified in blaming my childhood obsession with TMNT on Dad, lol.

God, I loved this show. I seem to recall practically running in circles singing the theme song every time the show started. (I was occasionally an excitable kid.) Even when it was running out of story and they started introducing crazy rabbit samurais and Mona Lisa the one female turtle, I still enjoyed it. Hell, I even loved the live action movies they made. I’m still impressed by the martial artists who managed some of those moves in those suits.

In retrospect, one of things I remember most vividly is a single scene in an episode I don’t even recall. April (the women the Turtles repeatedly rescue) gets fed up with being pushed around by one of the bad guys and starts doing fake martial arts moves in an attempt to scare him off. It was possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen animated – and, as previously stated, I’ve seen a shitload of animation. And I still think that’s awesome. Probably about the most pathetic thing one can do is try to fake martial arts. You cannot do it and avoid looking lame. Super lame. If there’s one thing TMNT did, it was inspire a whole generation of us to kick and karate chop without regard to just how stupid we all looked – and here was the very show that inspired it laying it right out there… you look like a moron when you do that. Stop it. Go learn something, so you won’t look like an ass. How awesome is that?

#7 – Star Wars: Clone Wars


I count myself lucky to have been exposed to Star Wars at a young age. I’ve heard through the grapevine that my family got our first VCR specifically because Star Wars came out on VHS and damn, we couldn’t miss that!! I wasn’t even born when the first Star Wars movie was in the theater, but I was timed just right to be up to always be aware of it. I’m not sure who I knew about first, baby Jesus or Luke Skywalker. (My mother is now horrified. It was probably Jesus, Mom…I just can’t prove it.)

To get to the point, I’m a Star Wars fan. Not a super-fan (I won’t argue with you about whether or not Greedo shot first, for example), but definitely a fan. So, when I heard that they were going to animate the Clone Wars storyline, I was pretty psyched. I had serious doubts about the choice of animation style at first, but it wound up being a good choice. The clean lines and fluidity of the animation lends a certain something to the martial arts scenes, which, let’s face it, is one of the big interests of the Star Wars franchise. We love us some light saber battles!

So, big points for style, story, and light sabers!

#6 – Reboot


Ah, Reboot… the very first CGI TV show. I was mesmerized by the thing. The fact that the whole show was done in CGI animation was just awesome. It’s no big thing now, but in 1994 when it first came out, it was just…wow.

I didn’t get to see the series in it’s entirety. I saw the first season for sure and most of the second (when it started getting really interesting). Right about then, I started missing an episode here and there and wound up missing large chunks of it. I would like to see the whole series one day – I think it’d be interesting to check out in retrospect. Especially because the Web was cast as such a huge threat in the second season, as I recall.

I hear that they are working on a trilogy of movies for Reboot. Neat! The movies were announced in July of 2007. Not sure what’s happening with them, if anything. I’ll keep an eye out for them, though.

#5 – X-Men


The 90s version of the X-Men was the high point of Saturday cartoons for as long as it was on. The animation wasn’t as great as it could have been (though, I don’t think I would have known any better if it hadn’t been for Batman, and the likes), but the show more than made up for it with the character development and storylines.

It must have been daunting to tackle the X-Men’s universe for a kid’s cartoon show. It is one of the most complex on this list. There were tons of heros, tons of villains, and tons of characters in the grey. Still, the story was told well enough to prepare me comic-related conversations and movies for years to come.

I thoroughly enjoyed the character design – yes, even Wolverine’s crazy yellow suit. My hands-down favorite was Gambit. He wins most awesome cartoon-character accent ever. Who knew it’d be Cajun?? But it is.

#4 – Batman Beyond


Nobody likes to talk about it, but eventually, Bruce Wayne’s going to get old. He is human, after all. When that happens, what happens to the Batman mantel? Someone has to pick it up…after all, there are new criminals and super-villains who need to be scared shitless then have their asses kicked and handed to the cops. Enter my favorite Batman spin-off.

Animated in my favorite action-cartoon style, Batman Beyond starts with the re-invention of Batman in the form of Bruce’s chosen successor, Terry McGinnis. The story arc is excellent. It’s nicely entwined with the Justice League story arc eventually, but I won’t say any more in case you haven’t seen it.

As much as it hurts to see Bruce as an old man – and it DOES hurt – it’s worth the dose of realism for this one.

#3 – Superman (90s)


I don’t think it’s possible to grow up in the US and not know who Superman is. He is THE superhero. He could mess you the hell up if he wanted to, but he doesn’t. He just wants to make sure that everything’s right with the world. Basically, the ultimate feel-good superhero.

Superman’s been around since the late 1930s, and has attracted the interest of countless writers, so his story is rich and complex. Makes for some damn good cartoon fodder! Throw in my favorite 90s DC Comic cartoon animation style, and you’ve got the makings for one great half-hour spot on Saturday mornings. Or after-school cartoon-time…whichever.

The story arc was excellent, and like Batman Beyond, tied in nicely with the Justice League story arc. It had some pretty great crossovers with Batman, too.

Also, I liked the way Lois Lane was portrayed in this version quite a bit. She has undergone plenty of transformation in the 80 years of Superman’s existence, so her character can be hit or miss, I think. Despite frequently requiring rescue from ridiculously dangerous situations, in this version she still manages to come off as smart and tough. And she does it all in a pleated mini-skirt. Thank goodness it wasn’t an anime – if it had been, the show would have been loaded with panty-shots. Probably would have made a bigger deal out of one of the cops’ apparent the lesbian relationship, too.

#2 – Batman (90s)


I can’t think of anything about the 90s Batman cartoon that wasn’t great. The opening music was iconic, the voice talent was perfect, and the animation complemented the mood exactly the way it should have. It easily could have gone another way. (Adam West’s version of Batman, for example, is pretty much the polar opposite. Nothing against the Adam West Batman at all – I loved the camp. I’ve even seen the movie!)

Batman is another character that’s been around forever – his first appearances are also in the late 1930s, I believe. He’s drawn just as much, if not more attention, than Superman and his story is at least as rich with detail. His universe is populated with a mind blowing number of villains and allies, so it would have been easy to bog down the cartoon with a new and flashy character every episode. But they didn’t – and it was great.

This was also the first appearance of my favorite action cartoon animation style. I find I have a hard time articulating exactly what’s so great about it, but I think part of it is that the male characters are drawn just as outlandishly as the female characters. If a real guy really had a shoulders two to three feet wider than his hips (depending on just how bad-ass he’s supposed to look), he’d look pretty freakish – just like a real woman would look like a freak if her waist was ten inches around while her chest was forty four inches around. The outlandishness of the human figures struck the right chord for me, though. It was something we hadn’t seen before. And I liked it!

I’ll have to admit a soft spot for Batman. He’s a favorite superhero of mine because out of the most popular/most famous superheros, he’s the one that is the most possible. If you were rich enough, smart enough, strong enough, lucky enough… you could BE Batman. He wasn’t from another planet. He wasn’t bitten by anything radioactive, and there was no terrible lab accident – he’s just a man with some serious childhood issues, and the mental and physical arsenal to take those issues out on the bad guys.

#1 – Justice League/Justice League Unlimited



The Justice League was started with the seven characters on the left – Superman, Wonder Woman, the Green Lantern (Jon Stuart), the Martian Manhunter (aka John), the Flash, Hawk Girl, and Batman (though, to be fair, Batman only dropped in when it was super-serious…he’s not a team player and doesn’t pretend to be). When it became clear that the original seven could use some extra help, the JL was expanded to include a huge number of superheros all working together for the greater good.

Eventually, the amount of power they amass makes some people nervous. I won’t say more in case you haven’t seen it. It’s absolutely worth a look. Even if you’re not a comic book/superhero/sci-fi fan, it’s good storytelling.

Like the X-Men cartoon, Justice League could have VERY easily fallen under the weight of the universe of characters in it. Instead, it focused on a fantastic story arc with wonderful tie-ins to some of the greatest action cartoons I’ve ever seen. Everything fit. Everything made sense. There were plenty of “wow” moments. My only complaint is that I want more. That’s less of a complaint than greed, I suppose. I should count myself lucky that it JL and JLU were made and made as well as they were. But still… with a cast as vast as the one JL/JLU had to work with, the show could have gone on forever without getting too stale or contrived.


Well, that’s the list. I’ve included some additional info for ya here in case you’re interested in some of the stuff that didn’t make the list. If I forgot a great action cartoon, let me know!!


Considered but not included (and my reasons why):

  • Thundercats – I remember that Thundercats kicked ass, but not why…
  • Transformers – ditto Transformers… I loved the toys, and thought that the Decepticons could go to hell, but I can’t remember much of the story.
  • He-Man/She-Ra – I LOVED He-Man and She-Ra when I was a kid. Yet, I remember precisely nothing about them.
  • Batman (the newest one) – I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I thought Batman looked funky with his bat-ears shrunken like that. It made the whole series just a tiny less appealing and I never went out of my way to check it out.
  • G.I. Joe – Go Joe! and all that, but the stories didn’t stick with me like the others did.
  • Scooby Doo (and all his various Scooby Do and <fill in psuedo-celebrity name here> offshoots) – it’s basically the animated Law & Order of the day… same plot line with different specifics in every episode.
  • Teen Titans – this one almost made the list, but I’m not as familiar with it as the ones actually on the list. I do recall finding Raven’s angsty-ness and Starfire’s cutesy-ness annoying.
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (current) – I did actually watch an episode or two since I was such a huge TMNT fan when I was a kid. I just couldn’t get over Raphael’s voice. Hate it.
  • Spiderman (recent) – Spiderman’s proportions were freaky – he looked like a freakin’ alien ok?

Considered but not included as action cartoons:

  • Venture Bros – there’s action and some drama, but it’s just too damn funny to be on the list.
  • Frisky Dingo – ditto above
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force – ditto above
  • SeaLab – ditto above
  • The Tick – ditto above
  • A Pup Named Scooby Doo – it was just a little too cute
  • Doug – considered for a nano-second…it’s really a drama/cute cartoon
  • Ahhh! Real Monsters – ditto above
  • Rugrats – ditto above
  • Wild Thornberries – ditto above, but extra awesome factor for having Tim Curry’s voice talent

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